bird-on-a-leash: paperwhale: claydols: your bra strap is showing please hide it because it is suggestive. also your boobs are producing lumps in your shirt please hide them. your butt is in the same situation please get rid of it. also your legs. your arms. your face. I can see your feet and it’s very distracting and slightly arousing.
When anyone says this is a free country I always burst out laughing, no exceptions.
On Corrections, Firm, Polite, and Otherwise
nerdloveandlolz: So once, a few years ago, I was in class, my creative writing class (in college), and the topic of Spawn (the comic book character) came up. Some people didn’t know who he was, and it was relevant, so I said, “He’s a sort of ‘fallen-hero’ type, and he happens to be black.” A black friend of mine in the class (I’ll call her Z) said to me, firmly but politely, “No, he doesn’t...
chloweafterdark: elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey: 3-2-1queer: When I was in fifth grade I realized I liked girls but I was like “that’s a problem for another day” and literally forgot about it and then in like eleventh grade I was like “oh my god” YOU PROCRASTINATED REALIZING YOUR SEXUALITY THAT’S IT YOU WIN YOU ARE THE QUEEN OF THE PROCRASTINATORS i bow to you
imbobswaget: things ppl say that alert you to them being the actual worst: john was my favourite beatle abolishing religion would solve a lot of problems i’m not a racist i hate all races equally disliking someone because of their political affiliation is ridiculous but if you think abou it stereotypes do exist for a reason god, can you believe people on welfare own iphones
shotawars: shotawars: some guy just called my number thinking i was a male prostitute, and he started talking to me about how much he could pay me so i pulled up gunshot noises on my computer and started screaming and he panicked and hung up 911 jUST FFUCKING CALLLLED ME IA AMC LAUGHHING SO HARD I TOLD THEM THE SITUEATION AND I’M STULL FUCMKING LAUGHING BECUASE NO W HTE’YRE TRACING THE GUY...
Society is a chain gang, slave to its own ego:... →
ihaveabsolutelynoidea: here’s the thing about sex, sexualization, rape culture and the phrase “sex sells” sex does not sell. at all. the objectification of women’s bodies is not sex. focusing on breasts or gentials or ass in order to sell a product or an idea is not the same thing as sex….
so i wanted to start a revolution
sorry-so-sorry: so obviously i went on omegle looking for potential revolutionaries ok let me try again what that’s not exactly what i was looking for but … um dang i thought i was getting somewhere yES I HAVE FOUND SOMEONE TO JOIN IN MY CRUSADE
johnlocked221: insert-awesome-title-here: jensensparkles: adrimnzr: ruffalowildwings: lilcalcifer: we found love in a mildly disappointing place now you’re just somebody that i know by first name tonight, we are average age i walk this fairly populated road carry on my adequately well-adjusted son Its the eye of the tiger, its the mild amusement of the fight.
(I am working a morning shift at a cafe. We are serving breakfast. A little boy and his mother enter the cafe.)
Me: “So, what will it be?”
Child: “I WISH TO DEVOUR THE UNBORN.”
(There is a sudden silence and everyone turns to look. The mother looks very embarrassed.)
Mother: “Eggs… he would like some eggs…”
bakerstreetmarauder: If someone tells you a racist, sexist or homophobic joke, don’t get mad at them. Just tell them you don’t get it. Keep telling them you don’t get it until they are forced to explain why women/minorities/homosexuals are stupid/etc. Then just walk away.
too-stoned-to-remember: Why do dogs go mental when they see another dog I imagine that in their heads they’re like THAT IS DOG I AM DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG I think that’s write similar to a dudebro’s thoughts when they see a women. That’s a woman I’m a man SEX SEX SEX
too-stoned-to-remember: Why do dogs go mental when they see another dog I imagine that in their heads they’re like THAT IS DOG I AM DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG
thisgingerisback: Angelina Jolie announces a double mastectomy to save her life, people get fucking pissed and act like she’s lost everything that’s made her worthwhile in the first place, AND YOU WONDER WHY I FUCKING HATE THE “SAVE THE BOOBIES” TROPE. BECAUSE NO ONE ACTUALLY GIVES A FUCK ABOUT THE WOMAN’S LIFE. WOMEN JUST HAPPEN TO BE ATTACHED TO A PAIR OF BREASTS. WOMEN AREN’T WORTH...
consulting-cockblock: ramblings-of-an-intj: UNDERSTAND ME GODDAMMIT I could have the best idea ever, but sometimes when I try to explain it to someone, they just look at me in confusion. I hate being a translator. I just want someone to get me. Well stop being such a pseudo-intellectual pompous bastard. “If you can’t explain it simply, you don’t understand it well enough.” - Albert...
When someone asks, ‘what’s the use of philosophy?’ the reply must be aggressive...– Gilles Deleuze, Nietzsche and Philosophy, (via thepostmoderntestament)
masterkfox: fullmetal-dipshit: the-nicest-asshole: UK grading system 75-100 A+ 70-74 A 64-69 A- 60-63 B+ 55-59 B 50-54 B- 46-49 C+ 43-45 C 38-42 C- 35-37 D 0-34 Time to move to the UK Dude I would kill for that grading scale Hah hah oh man I remember I got one of my first assignments back during my study abroad and I got a 56 and I was like D8 until I realized that was pretty...
baronessvonbullshit: “lol what if i work for 12 hours on something useless” as an argument against the labour theory of value is pretty much the economics equivalent of “if we evolved from apes how come there’s still monkeys”
so-tired-of-running: del0ppus: If someone ever tells you a certain song is important to them you should turn it up and lay on your bed and close your eyes and really listen to it even if its 10 minutes long because at the end you will know that person much better I think My love for this post is unbelievable.
brigwife: allonsytimelord: im on the bus and an old woman just smiled and winked at me because I’m grinning at my phone and i think she thinks im talking to a boy but im actually reading gay fanfic omfg maybe she wrote it
Reblog this if you ever stayed home alone when you...
triggeryouroffences: I need to prove a point to some social workers who are saying I’m too young to stay at home by myself when my mom goes to work in the evening.
leezzee: gallifreyangurl: dinosaurs-on-wheels: hoechln: i was going to make a list of people that annoy me, but it was too long so I decided to post a pic instead. omg i’m in the same photo as tom hiddleston ugh, my hair looks terrible can we do it again i blinked
samwinchesters-killerpenis: lordwhat: I have seen no one make this joke yet so I call dibs. YOU ODN’T UNDERSTAND I AM DAMN WELL PISSIN MYSELF HOLY FUCK I LOVE YOU WHOEVER MADE THIS IVE BEEN LAUGHING FOR 78 YEARS
I tried and I tried and I tried some more, but trying doesn’t fix anything anymore. The problem is that I’ve forgotten how to give up.
A woman from the audience asks: ‘Why were there so few women among the Beat...– Stephen Scobie, on the Naropa Institute’s 1994 tribute to Allen Ginsberg (via thisisendless) FUCK (via femmeboyant) I’m just frozen. Absences of women in history don’t “just happen,” they are made. (via queereyes-queerminds) ^could not cosign that thought harder as an historian (via...
Ask me a question, I know you guys will ask valid ones.– ask.fm/OnlyMrRay
neoflapper: themongooseandthesnake: “yeah im a... →
themongooseandthesnake: “yeah im a lesbian trapped inside a man’s body” the cishet male laughs as he highfives one of his dudebros. suddenly he gives off a look of pure terror and a piercing shriek as his skin is ripped apart, much to the horror of his crew. his skin falls to the floor and a…
anarchaluxemburg: I have The Portable Nietzsche, two copies of Beyond Good and Evil, Twilight of the Idols, and Human, All Too Human My god But God’s dead…
rocker310: stylishirish: horain: stylishirish: this guy i know throws this wild crazy party at the end of every school year a nd he invites literally everyone in our grade and this year i’m gonna call the cops ahead of time to shut it down because i once let him borrow a pencil and he never gave it back that’s a lot of anger over just 1 pencil. it was a mechanical pencil you may...
realhumanbaby: Someone’s probably in love with you right now, even though you think you’re boring and stupid and smell bad most of the time, someone probably saw you last week and wiped their sweaty hands on the insides of their pockets and thought about how small your body gets under your clothing and about how you would look asleep in their bed
baronessvonbullshit: i already talked about how fucking dumb tumblr left discourse gets on stalin, because there’s one side who thinks 29 years of soviet history can be reduced to “stalin was horrible LOL” and another side who think nothing nasty ever happened in the ussr and that it was a wonderful utopia which was on the verge of becoming a communist society until mean old gorby screwed it up ...